Cricket is half asleep in her car seat on the way home from school the other day. All of a sudden...
"Caitlin?"
"Mm?"
"Does your house have a chimney?"
"No, love, I live in an apartment building and we don't have a chimney."
"So...how does Santa Claus get in?"
**THINKING VERY QUICKLY**
"Well, he has a key for the front door to the building and then he leaves everyone's presents outside their apartment door on Christmas morning."
"Oh. Okay."
*Insert nanny sigh of relief at having dodged large, Santa-shaped bullet*
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