Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Think Fast

Cricket is half asleep in her car seat on the way home from school the other day.  All of a sudden...

"Does your house have a chimney?"
"No, love, I live in an apartment building and we don't have a chimney."
" does Santa Claus get in?"


"Well, he has a key for the front door to the building and then he leaves everyone's presents outside their apartment door on Christmas morning."
"Oh.  Okay."

*Insert nanny sigh of relief at having dodged large, Santa-shaped bullet*

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