Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Hail Seitan

White girl problem of the day:

SIGH...Whole Foods employee, when you're done stocking this shelf at tortoise-speed, I'd really like to peruse the selection of seitan more intently.  I need to examine the calorie content of the "smoky" flavor versus the plain in order to maximize my vegan food choices without pissing off my eating disorder...okay?  OKAY??

All together now!

"Hey Cait!  You are a walking cliche!"

Awesome, great, thanks you guys.  Over and out.

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